Just another Johnny Walker day
Middle sister finger lingers
as I passed through the Barrio
I'm as paddy Irish as a triple shot of Jameson's
A little extra courage
from a scary apothecary selling smiles
Now I'm El Presidente
with a Captain Morgan plan
Just one tick away from a Corazon explosion
Green flash streak of olives
fly from a Rang Tang martini
sipped by lips of pompous pricks.
and an arrogant bastard behind the bar -
Oh shit - it's me!!!
Take me home Belvedere
There's tragedy in my strategy - I need to reconvene.