my wife, my daughter, my ex
the stars challenge me
The stars challenge me
if the moons line up I'm dead
pre menstrual nightmares
Pre menstrual nightmares
I can run but cannot hide
purchasing safety
Purchasing safety
shopping soothes the savage beast
Taurus surrounds me
Oh Sam this is delightful, I have known 'Tauriens' ..I feel your pain ;-) They're out to get 'ya ..
ReplyDeleteOh man I giggled when I thought of this - my wife laugher her butt off (not really off)
DeleteAwesome cascading haiku Sam. Well done.
ReplyDeleteYa it was fun I stole a page out of your book there K. :)
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ReplyDeleteMy ex is a Libra
ReplyDeleteYou made me think about her.
Thanks a lot.
Cheers!
JzB
Happy to help JB :)
DeleteCascading seems to be 'in' ~ well penned ~ ^_^
ReplyDeleteyes i was inspired bu kris'
Delete*By Kris :S
DeleteI, romantic taurus that I am, tested the waters twice with leos, being forewared that Taurus and Leo does not mix and ended both in bitter divorces so cannot relate to your haiku and shopping....lol Shopping does soothe the pain.
ReplyDeleteI am Cancer and I love my Taurus girl (the ex not so much) I can tell by your reaction that you'de fit right in :)
Deletesorry, forewarned and I meant can (not cannot) - wow, just thinking about those guys got my head all missed up!
ReplyDeleteShake it off girl :)
DeleteNicely done, and I've had those hormonal nightmares, both waking and sleeping. No fun, no fun at all!
ReplyDeletescary :s
Deletelol I fb'd it, tweeted & google plussed it :) funny
ReplyDeleteSam & Friends, supposedly i am Aries (and that ryhmes with "Scary :s"). I have a possible Carpe Diem Solution, if you have any time for my "brand of response" to your very great poetry...Have you ever listened to Mat Boggs?
ReplyDeleteHe is "Cracking the Man Code" for women 'expert' (and men will like him, as well!).
Find more of his wisdom on You Tube:) for single folks (yet married and any type of monogamous couple can appreciate his "suggestions" to renew their true love:)
http://youtu.be/0bcEqesnOQo
I couldn't find his Part 2 of that series...which I've seen before! I found that Mat mentions what was on that Part 2 in his Vimeo presentation #3...yet this time, he speaks as a married man!! (YouTube videos are mostly when Mat was engaged. It's interesting though to track his advice, and either way, he has helpful suggestions for what works in regard to the most intimate of relationships--some advice is helpful for any level of intimacy (i've a new appreciation for my sons' brains!!) Hope you can see my genie's happy laugh in these "explosions" on your wallpaper, here!!
Vimeo...and these are all free!! I think there's 69 videos!!
https://vimeo.com/33682014
Sam...the mushroom clouds of this wallpaper WERE scary, until... in looking closer: see HOW the middle bulge of 'smoke' is LAUGHING, with the 'puff clouds' on either side, forming a show of bicep, win-win, strength by each raised arm!! Hey, a genie-like body,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Disney%27s_Aladdin_characters#Genie
or like Popeye's strong bod... after eating spinach. Do Canadians know about ol' Popeye cartoons and Aladdin's Disney movie?
I am over from the A to Z Challenge and this is the most interesting and different writing on Carpe Diem I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteWow thats so nice thank you very much :)
DeleteVery good take SAm, I do like a giggle :)
ReplyDeletehehe :)
Deletealigning cycles
ReplyDeletecharging bulls at home
working overtime
.... I loved your cascade... got me laughing
Thanks Bjorn.
DeleteSeize the day! Your poem spoke to me because I am having the same issues. I guess, I better go shopping. Great post.
ReplyDeleteApparently chocolate helps :)
Deletesounds like a frightening cyclical alignment!
ReplyDeleteFor me that would be the spin cycle!
DeleteDefinitely a different perspective. lol. PMS nightmare. Shopping helps for any sign ;-)
ReplyDeletehaha ya had fun with this.
ReplyDeleteThis is so touching... I love the underlying message too. ;-)
ReplyDeleteEliz
I do love my girl even my darn ex
DeleteNice one! (Well not 'nice' but vividly portrayed). :)
ReplyDeleteYs not the most pleasant poem ever ...
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