Just another Johnny Walker day
Middle sister finger lingers
as I passed through the Barrio
I'm as paddy Irish as a triple shot of Jameson's
A little extra courage
from a scary apothecary selling smiles
Now I'm El Presidente
with a Captain Morgan plan
Just one tick away from a Corazon explosion
Green flash streak of olives
fly from a Rang Tang martini
sipped by lips of pompous pricks.
and an arrogant bastard behind the bar -
Oh shit - it's me!!!
Take me home Belvedere
There's tragedy in my strategy - I need to reconvene.
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LOVE that last line!
ReplyDeleteHAA!!!! That was great. I too love that last line as well. I am super glad you came on the booze cruise with us. Tough to fit all of those brands in there but you did it and two others did it in fantastic style!!!! Hooray and awesome job!!!
ReplyDeleteHow clever! I love your play on words throughout.
ReplyDeleteWonderfully done, and add me to the list of people who love the last line.
ReplyDeleteK
So funny ~ I too enjoyed your sense of humor in the ending ~ Cheers ~
ReplyDeleteWhat Heaven said, and sometimes we blink (or lose) an eye on the other side of the bar or rood listening to the problems of the choir... great ending lines!
ReplyDeleteDittos all around. This was fun.
ReplyDeleteI love it. Just another Johnny Walker day....
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